Lol, fun in french:
Josh is reading "La Nuit" (french version of "Night" by Elie Wiesel and keeps stumbling upon "Varsovie")
Mrs Youngerman: I think its a city somewhere in Poland
Me: Its Warsaw
Mrs Y: Where did they get Varsovie from?!
Me: I dont know, Im not French
*everyone laughs*
Mrs Y: How do you say it in Polish
Me: Warsawa (pronounce w like a v)
Mrs Y: Where did we get Warsaw from?!
Me: I dont know, im not English
*everyone laughs again*

Emil's thoughts took float @ 10:19 PM

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Emil's thoughts took float @ 9:40 PM

oh oh oh its been a while since ive quoted my oh so wise teachers...so here it goes:
Mr H: what happens when two waves collide?
Thomas: they go to hell
Mr H shakes his head while looking at the ground

Some girl trying to get Mr H off topic: So what do you think happend to the space shuttle?
Mr H: It blew up

MR H: Josh are those horns growing out of your ears? (refering to headphones)
Josh: Yes Mr Hilburn, yes they are

Mr H: Did Mr Klain also sleep in this period?
Sen: Oh, he was sleeping? I always thought his eyes were just really swollen

Mrs Burgh (art appreciation teacher): Heres a CD about the class, it works on C-Drive...whatever that is...
Mrs B: Shes one tough cookie
B: (about nike the statue) She no longer has a head or arms, oh well...details details
B: Theres a word opposite of drunk....sobriety! (*shrugs*)
B: Column: Curve with male and female component

B: Now there are two eyes here, not like a bug *makes antenna things with hands*, not like a bird *points to side of head*, not like a frog *points to top of head* but like a human
me to willy: well ill be damned...shes right....

B: Its wedged so it can only fall up, but things dont fall up so were fine....

B: whats a circular temple we studied
Me to willy: Coliseum!

(movie on chartes)
B: Real enjoyable movie; its like going to church with all the pretty music.

B: Before a baby is born it is the the mothers universe...uterus dah!

B: Get thee to a nunnery! (black death) sorry its a hamlet thing...how ironic....

B: Why are there so many nude statues of david in florence? was he heroic? magestic? their idol?
Me to willy: were they gay?

Movie: Leonardo da Vinci was a scientist, inventor, musician, sculpture, and painter
Me to willy: the universal nerd!

(painting of mona lisa)
Willy: whats so special about her?
Me: I dunno she looks drunk
W: Everyone looks drunk to you
(new statue of a chick) Me: No, see she looks stoned

oh well they were funny to me at least...ha ha ha :P

Emil's thoughts took float @ 11:36 PM

well yesterday my parents went to LA, so yay i could play comp w/o my mom complainin....buahahahaha so i played stronghold b/c its cool. so i kicked "the pigs" butt...wait..i kick all three of the pigs' butts * evil smile* anywho then i wanted to play again today so i did...it was me vs lionheart 1x1 and i thought it would be easy...but i was demoralized. i had 5 archers..he had 20...i had 5 pikemen..he had 10 swordsmen (it takes about 15 pikemen to kill A swordsman) so blah i gave up ill try again some other time after ive stratagized summore. anywho today is a rainy day and i love the rain...think im gonna leave my window open and listen to the rain to pitter patter...b/c im like that...nationstates is going crazy. civil war #2 is in progress lol and im caught right in the middle of it....then theres victor telling us to stop taking it so seriously, but then when he sees hes a "democracy" he gets all psycho and rants about it....silly boy cant take his own advice. lol oh yeah art appreciation...i was like falling asleep and doing econ (which is due today) and i scored higher than willy on the quiz..buahahaha 100% compared to his 70%....see you dont have to stay awake to retain knowledge.... oh yeah lol i told gillian i ate a kitten i think she wants to kill me now. along with annie and shoelace. they were deeply offended i believe....oh well. and it doesnt taste like chicken!

Emil's thoughts took float @ 11:20 PM

today i did lotsa yard work...mowin lawn, cleanin pond, trimmin plants and such....just busy work. so then i took a break and watched andromeda b/c its the best and has the best quotes. then back to yardwork. and at like 6 i finished all my who haw and got on the comp...time for sweet revenge against those turks. so on level 10 out of 50 it was me and "the rat" vs two other smucks. boy did i kick butt...the rat lost 2238 men and i think killed like 20 so he sucked lots. so now that its 1220 i finally beat taht level and ahhh i just felt like reporting my great success. errr the next levels gonna suck...me vs 3 of the pig...yay b/c i know his strategy...i am so evil i am so evil buahahaha

Emil's thoughts took float @ 12:28 AM